I hope he's okay, but I also hope he shows up with an eyepatch
The panties match.
I'll be right there.
Definitely almost got hit in the face with a baby
Hes screaming about Slender man. whatever hes on is probably not healthy.
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Sometimes I send them texts like "I want to make you cry and lick up your tears" just to fuck with them. And THAT is how you get rid of a Stage 5 clinger.
When they arrested me, they gave me a bracelet with my mugshot and info. When you get one they can be our BFF Bracelets.
I'm going to fuck every single member of the men's olympic swimming team and no one is going to stop me
Gonna open a taco bell in colorado. Millions bro.
Everything was cool until I tried to photo bomb those Hells Angels, then it's all a blank
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Sometimes a girl needs 4 shots of whiskey in her diet coke at 5 in the afternoon and i feel no shame in admitting that girl is me
We could get her a gift basket of Xanax l
I just watched some kid bang his girlfriend and I was like whatever I'll just sit here and do all your fucking drugs that's fine
Okay, yeah, judgmental guy at 7/11. I'm buying g wine at 10:20 in the morning. You wanna fight about it?
is it still considered wake n bake if you wake up at 2 pm?
Turns out tits aren't quite as effective an enticement when they know for a fact that they can't touch.
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