Ambien. No doubt about it.
I could have mohawked her pubes.
do you ever facebook stalk someone so much you think their inside jokes are yours?
I think his parents are learning english from the phrases I shout during sex.
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four loko is officially banned. leave it to the kids from a state school to fuck it up for everyone
Lost another pound. Switching from beer to hard liquor did this body good.
The last thing I want is a chocolate mold of my cock competing with my real cock for time spent in your mouth
When we do our power hour over Skype I'm just going to sit on the toilet so that way I won't have to get up in the middle of it and miss any shots
Because you stood over the Ice luge screaming STONE COLD and poured beer on everyone
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SHE GRABBED MY FULLY ERECT DICK IN A BAR AND STUCK HER TONGUE DOWN MY THROAT AND I COULD NOT CLOSE
possibly one of my favorite moments was wiping it off your nose after you high fived a bouncer
On way back. With a shopping cart. Minimal casualties.
That dude with the beard walked up to me, turned my water into wine with everclear and kool-aid, and walked away. Pretty sure drunk Jesus is back.
Well i would have gone to the bar but Satan decided to hold his rituals in my uterus.
He's actually really cute and seems like a good guy. And given that he likes lots of drugs, he could come in handy.
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