Call me back. I want to hear your side of the dead cat in my garage story.
you got so mad from losing a game of beerpong that you went into another room by yourself and practiced for an hour and a half.
Well he's not exactly single.. It's like an open relationship his wife doesn't know about
You kicked in the door when she was blowing him. You dont remember do you?
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You've slept with me you know how lazy I am in bed.
I knew it was on when he was dancing on stage and I gave him a dollar so in return he ripped my tit out of my shirt and started sucking on it IN THE MIDDLE OF THE BAR.
The guy next to me in the library just got a call from his roommate asking him to come bail him out of jail...we need to step up our game.
I promised him we could have sex if he would let me take him to the hospital to get stitches.
The uber man and I sat in silence. With my underwear in my purse and my dress shoved in the pocket of the hoodie the guy gave me.
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Let's go buy marshmallows and play chubby bunny until we feel alive again
It began the way the best stories do—with some naïve jackasses in a place they had no business being at.
Maybe those shots of hot dog water wasn’t a good idea after killing a fifth of tequila.. but who’s askin
BUT YOU GOTTA TASTE THE RAINBOW!!
That's what Skittles are for!
I’m going to Lewinsky this place
That makes no sense, but it sounds terrifying
Good thing he's hot and my vagina likes him or I'd be at Dennys right now.
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