i just borrowed 5 dollars from my eight year old sister. i'm at a new low
he needs to stop telling all his friends what my queefs sound like. its getting awkward to be around people who can quote my vagina.
for future reference: even when 4 loko is flat it still fucks you up. im near a tree. come find me.
No you are right. With a nickname like Monster Cock, you shouldn't expect him to want to "just talk". I'd be insulted too
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There's a certain level of slut that i can handle.... I think she just broke that scale
Am I undercharging for one hour of sex per essay? I need a serious business answer.
Should I tell them about my ticket for possession or about how I'm shitting blood? Which one will gain the most sympathy?
Because i love you. And people show love by not letting their friends shit themselves.
Rainbow fish was a wild success, got wasted at 6 gave away most my scales and made out with max from where the wild things are.You'd be so proud
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I feel like the only way to get him to stop is by telling him i'm tired from fucking our other friend every night this week
my last search of the night was "the physics of green eggs and ham" what the fuck
I call him Seabiscuit because he's my trusty steed
We can talk about your dick in my throat after a decision is made, this is my hair we're talking about. .. shit's important.
He wants me to tell you "my boner misses you"
I love how encouraging you are, but I need you to stop me when the guy I'm going home with is a dead ringer for Nick Cage.
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