i told him he had the best dick i've ever seen. then supposedly i kept repeating "peter piper picked the perfect penis"
I wanna be on tlc
Impossible. You are neither fat, fertile or fashionless.
Just so we both are on the same page, I have no solid plans as to where I'll be sleeping tonight.
Every one of her profile pictures looks like an ad for American Apparel. Of course she has syphilis.
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jungle juice + heels + stairs = broken arm
It wasn't until i was on my knees with three dicks in my face that i thought it might be a bad idea
Remember when we made you finish your beer after you puked into your glass?
i hate being the asshole.
We're both on the slippery slope toward middle age...and really shame riddled bar experiences
After we were finished she said "That was like marriage sex". Should I take that as a compliment or insult?
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Dude..this is the third year in a row me and him have fucked at a super bowl party..does that count as a tradition?
DONT LET HIM GET NAKED. JUST SAY NO
My stripper pole led lights flash with the sound so it's awsome with music
I'd risk everything I own for 10 min naked with her, 2 would be sex and the rest me crying like a little girl.
Just realized I chose a bacon cheeseburger over sex last night
I don't remember anything beyond the drinking game but I woke up in my own pee this morning so I'm just gonna go out on a limb and say I overdid it.
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