I want 2 things right now, you or a cig
cig
Kicked off drink for Jesus month by puking in my mouth while talking to my priest...real cool
We were laughing at the passed out guy who had gone to sleep under the car in the McDonald's lot until we realized it was you.
No gym. Sooooo hung over. Just puked up the water I drank and it still has ice cubes in it.
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coming from the girl bound and determined to pee in the snow
why would you restrict a girl of that
It's annoying. I only date people who are 6 foot 3, drug dealers, or 2 years older than me.
Well, practice makes perfect. Let's start playing Eye of the Tiger and do a blowjob training montage.
Is buying her a loofah for my house commitment like? I don't wanna give the wrong idea
I'm sorry for gagging during our first time having sex
I was drunk
Please answer
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If you do that, i will make all sorts of uncomfortable comments about my nipples being soft
I was smelling my bathroom to make sure it didn't reek of weed...I spaced out and realized I was face to the wall sniffing it for 5 minutes.
Dude if i sent you a picture of the inside of my fridge would you be able to break down and explain everything that was in it?
I feel like I should go door-to-door apologizing to America.
I'll do anything with you, except downhill sports and butt stuff.
The cards I get dealt on tinder now are karma for fucking a married man while I was in high school.
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