guess who came home with a hottie last night
Def drugged
She had a bottle of NAIR in her bathroom, but she clearly hadn't been using it.
Things on my life to do list: hold a pound of marijuana. Check.
Who is John, and why is his named carved into our toilet?
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I hope I don't blackout because this is awesome!
gonna sleep on the stairs... to drunk to keep going up, way to drunk to go down, gonna find a comfy spot right here... its safer that way
You ruined his night from a different state? Impressive.
Just waterfalled in the movie theatre... this is the beginning to a good night
You kept referring to your penis as "this guy."
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No really tho I'm wearing a chucky cheese shirt and yoga pants. If that doesn't scream no sex idk what does
You are a magnificent human being. I love you from head to toe. This wine is DELICIOUS.
Hey, I'm 22. I'm allowed to have a sex life and you're going to hear about it.
Im pretty sure breakfast wine is a thing, and if it isn't, I just invented it
WHY IS SHE PANDERING YOU, A SIMPLE GOBLIN, TINY WEENER PICTURES OVER STATE LINES
We hooked up and he sent me home with a plant and skittles lmao
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