Just so you know, I have a bf.
I guess as long as you bring single girls over and cook cannolis you will still be useful.
he's downstairs watching tv with my family... I called the home line so my mom could bring me my make up bag cause my real face would prob make him delete my number
How is it possible that I am in a completely different city, and there are 2 dudes here that I've banged? How????
I have cum and leaves all over me. Don't ask questions.
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Try not to get arrested for it, but otherwise i support you
He's CUTE. and foreign
Dude if I call tonight please answer and just say "NO, dont do it."
BAT SHIT CRAZY
It's you're fault, even though I never called
I think if my mom ever finds out about my nipple piercings I'll just be like "mom, tbh it's a sex thing"
Tempting guys with beer and cheese. How Midwestern are we?
wtf I can't believe that bar tender told on me to my mom
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Tbh I would eat a grilled cheese off your dick.
The dentist walked in on me trying to bottle some laughing gas to take home with me. That high.
Beer Olympics must happen in honor of the legit Olympics.
i feel like if my pee,blood, or vomit is on it...it should belong to me by default. can we make that a rule?
it was weird i started the party in just my underwear and woke up in my clothes
Well she's 'call Wayne Gretzky a whore' drunk so you tell me.
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