Dude michael jackson died, guess he's not 'stayin aliveee' any longer.
Uh dude that wasn't a michael jackson song it was the BGs
Do u kno any dealers?
I've officially lost all respect for you, dad.
...she's taking her top off and singing songs from Anastasia. I swear to God were solumates.
areolas are like halos for boobs.
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its like she was born with a silver dick in her mouth
Just made a makeshift menthol by rolling a listerine strip into a regular cigarette... Poor? Who, me?
I feel like we should actually go to church one of these days to thank god for saving us from herpes and babies.
I know this is really fun but I don't wanna glow anymore
Just remember my house smells of thick cut bacon and I have a big dick.
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You know you're in the hamptons when it's 10pm And you kind of want to vomit white wine on rug that costs more than your apartment.
Tonight I celebrated marriage equality by letting a girl I don't know kiss me at the club.
#tbt to when you let me put plastic wrap on your balls and hum a little song
Wanna buy a dildo with me during your lunch break tomorrow?
They have one of those claw machines here... with a dildo in it...
They want a bedroom just for their cats. And you thought we were gay.
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