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  • 78 83
    Submitted by Anonymous on Aug 26, 09 at 11:23pm

    my mind is in a bag of weed right now.....and so is my dads

  • 78 88
    Submitted by Anonymous on Aug 6, 09 at 4:43pm

    I've gotten my mom to try pot and bought her weed. She now has her own dealer. Life is mysterious. 305 4 life

  • 79 90
    Submitted by Anonymous on Aug 5, 09 at 5:15pm

    but kinda funny... if my friends texted me that, i'd send the same response.... dad

  • 71 77
    Submitted by Anonymous on Aug 5, 09 at 11:01pm

    Yeah, my mom did this to me, but in person. And she was on chemo. But buying weed for my mom was possibly the best moment of my life.

  • 80 96
    Submitted by Anonymous on Aug 5, 09 at 10:57pm

    9:58 I've actually noticed that adults (my parents, mothers of kid's I babysit for, etc) tend to use texting lingo because they don't realize that people have kind of gotten over it. All my friends and I generally type out our words unless we're dealing with character limits.

  • 71 82
    Submitted by Anonymous on Aug 5, 09 at 6:29pm

    hahha my mom is like this

  • 78 97
    Submitted by Anonymous on Aug 6, 09 at 12:09am

    getting paid in weed, then smoking it with the mother of the child i babysit is possibly the best moment of my life

  • 75 95
    Submitted by Anonymous on Aug 6, 09 at 2:36am

    my dad found out I smoke and now we get high with each other every day. we've always been close but now.. he's one of my best friends lol

  • 72 91
    Submitted by Anonymous on Aug 6, 09 at 9:06am

    11.01 & 12.09 - nice :o)

  • 61 72
    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 17, 09 at 2:12am

    That's what it's all about!

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 18, 09 at 8:34pm

    American Beauty anyone?

  • 68 87
    Submitted by Anonymous on Aug 5, 09 at 10:42pm

    Umm or it's the other way around, you guys are retarded. The kid sent the text to the dad. The dad replied with his signature, dad.

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Aug 6, 09 at 1:25am

    10:42 PM...good observation. I think you got it right.

  • 70 93
    Submitted by Anonymous on Aug 5, 09 at 5:41pm

    at least mom didn't ask you if you knew any pimps...

  • 64 82
    Submitted by Anonymous on Aug 5, 09 at 6:48pm

    It was easy to know this fake right off the bat. And I'm gullible.

  • 68 92
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jan 17, 10 at 12:32pm

    Guy who did blow with your friends mom... You are the fucking man. I've tried before but wasn't as lucky. God bless you

  • 67 93
    Submitted by Anonymous on Aug 7, 09 at 12:43am

    915 a lot of parents actually sign there name.

  • 52 71
    Submitted by Anonymous on Aug 5, 09 at 10:21pm

    hahaha 9:58 i noticed the same thing...

  • 62 92
    Submitted by Anonymous on Aug 5, 09 at 5:58pm

    I've seen dads like this. I can't imagine my own dad doing this, but I've seen others.

  • 60 90
    Submitted by Anonymous on Aug 5, 09 at 7:25pm

    Oh hey. Sounds like my dad.

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Aug 5, 09 at 9:58pm

    if you notice their "dad" uses txt lingo and the kid types out his words.

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Aug 5, 09 at 9:52pm

    why is this a fail..i smoke with half my friends parents?

  • 57 88
    Submitted by Anonymous on Aug 7, 09 at 1:03pm

    I still think the reply is from a friend who added "dad" to make it funny and take the edge off.

  • 61 96
    Submitted by Anonymous on Aug 5, 09 at 7:01pm

    well most of the posts on this site are probably fake, but who cares- If its funny, its funny.

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Aug 5, 09 at 6:01pm

    i wish my dad was like this, then i could smoke weed in the house whenever i want

  • 56 91
    Submitted by Anonymous on Aug 6, 09 at 1:24am

    I don't see how this is pathetic or fake. I expected more from you, the ever-mature TFLN audience.

  • 53 87
    Submitted by Anonymous on Aug 5, 09 at 5:56pm

    i wish my dad would wanna meet my dealers.

  • 55 94
    Submitted by Anonymous on Aug 6, 09 at 3:09pm

    My dad asked me this through text once, early last year. His dealer went on "vacation" (dunno what actually happened, but that's how he put it) and he asked if I had met any dealers at college because he was running out of dope. I said no, because I knew he wouldn't have paid me back.

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Aug 6, 09 at 9:15pm

    10:42 and 1:25 do sign your texts? Didn't think so.

  • 31 48
    Submitted by monkeylove28 on Jul 21, 11 at 6:42pm

    My mom did that too me. She wanted "pot" then " that stuff they do at raves" lord help her

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Aug 5, 09 at 5:31pm

    That's happened to me before.. Not via text, but in person.

  • 52 93
    Submitted by Anonymous on Aug 9, 09 at 5:03am

    CAR dealers..... everyone elses' mind appears to be in a bag of weed....

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Aug 5, 09 at 8:26pm

    probably fake, but I've done blow with my firneds mom, so its not really outta the question

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Aug 8, 09 at 10:44am

    My dad uses text lingo, and I type out the words. He used "ROFLMAO" Not even kidding. and we were talking about if you could bring medical marijuana on a plane if you have your card. For the record, you can't.

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Aug 6, 09 at 8:53pm

    lmaooo now thats jus embarrassing but funni. if my dad asked me that idk how i wood respond lmao!!!

  • 32 79
    Submitted by Anonymous on Feb 7, 11 at 2:05am

    Haha!