Just remember my house smells of thick cut bacon and I have a big dick.
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Sounds like somebody's got more swinging meat than a smokehouse
Ladies and gentlemen, this is how you give the perfect elevator pitch. Take notes.
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Either one of those would get me!
Can I have some...... Bacon that is
Mmmmmmmm... Bacon!!! I don't really want anything to do with the other thing
If this text had come from NJ we could be making jokes about Taylor Pork Roll.
That is soma fancy talk!
What woman (or dude, if that's your thing) could resist?
I would love to taste a peice of your thick cut bacon ; )!
The maple kind??
Gotta love Wyoming!!!
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Marry me??
The maple kind! Just made my day better!
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