There needs to be a term for a female version of a rusty trombone
Helping a hot freshman girl move in = 2 hours of my life One bottle of cheap vodkas = $10 Watching her do the walk a shame on her first morning away from home = Priceless
idk if ive ever seen a picture of him on facebook with his pants on
Just dominated the men's bathroom at work. Sounded like the intro of a death metal song.
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In fact, not a good idea to go into any house alone after a man invites you in from his balcony.
I have no idea why I said that. I have no idea why anything happened last night, I broke my toaster making a egg. I'm going to quit drinking.
My hickies are dark enough that I can feel drivers judging me from across an intersection
I'm worried my skin won't stretch enough to handle this boner. Then what?
I'm just crazy horny about you
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No it's ok I've been talking to the girl at the Chinese restaurant about your dick for the last 20 minutes. I haven't mentioned your name but she thinks she knows you.
Remind me to tell you how I've been deaf since Sunday at 1245
id like to think im the only pot dealing prostitute that is also an ordained minister. but maybe not. what a time to be alive
I'm sorry I keep having sex wth your friends. I'm done, for real. Unless cole is interested. Other than that, I'm done.
Do you want to talk about dinosaurs?
He's the one named Andrew. In his profile picture he is the one on the right in the monkey costume.
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