my soul wont recognize me after tonight
he bonged a 1/5 of jack and came back an hour later blacked out with a legitimate chicago firemans helmet
you took out flashcards at the bar and went around asking guys what totalitarianism meant.
he used his one phone call on me and it said "you have a collect call from- LETS GET IT- at the montgomery county jail".
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Sitting here wishing there were men in my life.
me too. too bad ive decided to fill that hole with cookie dough, closing the door to future men one fat cell at a time.
He woke up, got my bottle of water and poured it on me and then went back to sleep. Not really how I want to wake up at 2 a.m.
I'm not really into her personality. Not that we've ever looked for personality in women.
That's only a quality to look for in a second marriage.
How bad does the situation have to be before its ok to attempt 'catastrophic event sex'?
We made a water bong out of a wine bottle... Being an architect major finally payed off.
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Dude I introduced the hot Russian girl to the hot Ukrainian girls. I am a UN ambassador
I told him I was on the pill and it was OK to fire away. I want to never have to wear panty house or ever go to an office again. This is my early retirement plan. I want half of his NBA money.
So he got the TA job but i told him its not official until we have a quickie on his desk. He offered to break into his office. He doesnt start until this fall.
I just want some dick and chicken fingers please advise
I told her I was going to masterbate myself into a coma... We have another date on Thursday.
I think my dick has healed enough that we can start having sex again
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