Don't be scared. It'll feel very good. And you'll be clean afterwards. I'm growling right now.
i'm watching the tyra show: "women who beat up their boyfriends" - lets see how she can make THIS one all about herself too.
He's either a really good actor or an actual prince, I'm fine with both so I'll sleep with him.
I tried giving you a bj last night and all you could manage was "Haha that tickles" and "in the morning"
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Step one go to argentina step two fuck bitches it's a simple plan really
yeah the little voice in my head screaming YOU NEED TO GET LAID eventually grew legs and started kicking me so to avoid brain damage i had to fuck him
Yes but from my experience being high around your own baby makes you feel like the worst kind of mom
My roommate was tripping balls last night, he kept me up all fucking night
Roommate? Please tell me you're not calling your cat your roommate
Still dying that you shit outside
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Also, did you really start discussing the weather in the middle of telling you my sexual fantasy about you?
I think there's a problem with society when I'm shopping for lingerie and I think "man some of these would make kickass shirts"
Rigtt?!
Like I respect him so much I would suck his dick
In a very non respectful way
We're doing a team debriefing of Saturday night in group text right now. As 75% of the female presence at that party we saw some shit.
My entire grocery store purchase consisted of Little Debbie snacks and Budweiser
I'm not trying to take your husband away from you, but can we have another 3way soon? I'm just desperate for good dick.
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