week 6 of class: i have yet to go to spanish sober. i love being THAT girl.
Please sleep at your girlfriend's tonight
Why?
'Cause I wanna jack off tonight.. And you being in the room makes things awkward
I have 11 glasses of water and one beer on the table infront of me. Have to keep going to different bartends to get more. There are only two though and I think they've caught on
Slept in my car last night. It snowed. I peed on the street. Hello 29...
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AND BY FEELINGS I MEAN VODKA
I just burped jalapeños and cum. That was the most disgusting thing ever.
It'll just be like "PENIS HERE". In case you get lost.
Apparently my face was in the trashcan and in between throw ups I was screaming LOS DIABLOS. I woke up this morning with a bird flying around my room. Nobody seems as concerned as I am.
"You can go raw dog up in me". Exact words. I can't decide whether to run, or fuck. Help.
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Cleaning naked can be dangerous. Vacuum cord got stuck on my belly button ring...
A boy just offered to come over and help me clean my house. I hope you are more successful than he will be tonight.
It's like sleep walking but with blowjobs
I was floored. Like way less concerned with him using drugs than I am with him not believing in evolution.
Let's just say when I woke up I was still drunk. My hangover hit me around noon so I chilled w my dad and took a bath and shower at the same time. You just can't do that at college
It's been a week I should not still be finding glitter in my pants.
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