Whiskey dick.
Yea dude! Love it. Hate it. Have it.
Everyday of my life.
I am at the gas station and there is a whole amish family here I'm not sure why the amish need gas but I think its worth investigating
you laugh because clearly you have never had to clean poop out of a tub
normally i'm against accepting campers on facebook but this one saw me giving head to another counselor and didn't say shit about it to my boss so i feel like shes earned the right to look at my sloppy drunk pictures
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I woke up hungover and opened my laptop to find that i had googled alcoholism again
You act like this is the first time i've fingered two 17 year olds at the same time
I couldn't accept the bj. My penis has done nothing wrong and didn't deserve the punishment of her face.
I just got cash back from buying a pregnancy test so that I can buy a case of joose. My life is in shambles.
Sex with him was like teaching a two year old how to work a machine gun
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i can feel the knowledge leaking out of my brain
replace it with alcohol - nature abhors a vacuum
Flaming shots last night. Missing an eye brow. There a connection?
We hooked up and then we watched game of thrones while he fed me chocolate. I don't see how our benafriendship is a bad thing.
If the sex wasn't incredible why would I compare it to cheesy tots
There's a dude wearing a banana suit at the house across the street....
OMFG I JUST SEARCHED DILDO ON THE WORK SHARED AMAZON ACCOUNT!!!!!
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