I specifically asked you not to be slutty tonight.
Lol speaking of weird...he just sent me a naked pic of himself that said "meow" at the bottom.
I dunno... she just cried a lot and I kept sighing.
you traded sex for a burrito?
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absolutely not. he will always be that kid that threw up a ham and cheese sandwich in fourth grade to me.
remind me in the morning to get the random kid out of the closet and to clean the pudding off the wall
I totally just friend requested the girl I met in jail last night so that I could give her back the sunglasses she lent me upon our release. See, I'm not a total delinquent.
Of all the shitty people we associated with, you should be happy that I'm the one fucking your cousin. Sorry.
It was a legit night tell he threw a snowball in the bar, thats when I knew it was time to go to the next bar.
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I'm stoned at 1030am, watching Maury with my exboyfriend. I need to make better choices with my life.
He is really real. Like I know where he works, have referenced him with mutual fb friends and I've seen his dick. He's real.
We need a hype man... Like a DMX type dude to just up the ante constantly...
He put his burrito in the bag with his dildo.
It was just like the old times. We watched movies and shit. But not like old times-i fucked her hot brother when she was in the shower? Times are a'changin.
right after that u started calling me g-force and started trying to bellyslide down his drive way
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