Tell him to shut up cuz i said so. I lost my dollar shoe :(
How was your Memorial Day?
Don't remember... but I do have an American flag painted on my boob signed by a Staff Sargent... Oh God, I hope that's his military rank and not a nick name.
I am growing concerned with the number of people here in cowboy hats
We fucked in my basement while hiding from the cops.. And now his Facebook picture is him and others holding up there MIP's in front of my house.. I feel obligated to add him as a friend.
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I knew my sign language would come in handy. I just used sign to coordinate a coke deal.
Yesterday was just the icing on the rejection cake that was my week
Well, I had a dudes gf walk in on us the next morning but nothing during...She shook my hand after I got dressed and said "nice to meet you with your clothes on" best moment of my life.
I need a "closed for the season, thanks for a great summer" sign for my vagina
It's was about average. But he had a tat on his thigh that said "pull-out n' rollout" so I won't have to worry about a round two request.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
He's so drunk he thinks he's the ultimate warrior. Told cops he was from parts unknown. Never broke character
So on a scale from 1-10 how gross is it that I used mortuary makeup on my own face?
well don't blame me. sometimes vibrators go missing and people get angry. these things happen
My only contacts are booty calls or the club hockey team.
So this is what bad decisions tastes like...
WAIT this kid is eating yogurt with a fucking ladle. what is happening?
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