sooo how much is appropriate to spend on a vibrator? what if it is really legit looking?
it was a shit show
We all have our days. But yours might be on the internet.
I love how adderall is equivalent to money on a college campus. just got a ride home and paid the driver in adderall...yeeah buddy
I sharted in my sleep... I didnt even think that was possible.
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Most fantastic sex ever until her Doberman took an interest in what we were doing. There was nothing more terrifying then feeling warm dog breath on my ballsack.
So he told me he didn't have a condom, paused, and then said "so, pulling out" and tried to high five me.
he was playing drums on rock band as i poured bailey's into his mouth. tell me that's not a bonding moment.
I bought a 9 dollar purse from payless so if I throw up in it tomorrow, no biggie.
Well, I wanted to be you for Halloween but I couldn't fit seven dicks in my mouth.
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I have made the descision to sacrifice the first of my family's dogs that wakes me before noon tomorrow. I may quickly become the family outcast
i'm not sure what happened last night.. i do remember the police calling me to find out where i was because apparently at some point i went missing? don't worry though. they found me
Prerry sure I narrowly avoided being tazed by a swat cop last night... But on the up side, we found my purse.
I tried to order champagne at IHOP last night
Let's be honest I'm gonna watch murder she wrote and eat taquitos at three am
He is married, and has a regrettably large penis. I need to find another one right away to get myself out of this mess.
How big does a penis have to be before it becomes regrettably so?
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