I think im pregnant
I think you have the wrong number
His mom just asked me if I was "fooling around with her baby again" and then when I walked downstairs his dad YELLED "Look who's taking the walk of shame!"
You really need to stop fucking dudes who still live with their parents.
she asked if she could keep her bee antennas on during her mugshot. i love halloween.
Well ya in hindsight obviously offering the cop a jello shot was a bad idea
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Yah, I definitely wouldn't wanna be fingered with a fake arm...
Watching dad use Doritos to illustrate exactly where to locate the clitoris. How's your family christmas going?
No, i went to get it done but the guy couldnt find it. exhibit A of why i wanted a clit piercing in the first place.
We all have our weaknesses that drive us crazy. We happen to have one in common, 21 year olds. Your secrets safe. Touch his penis.
Whoevers house this is has only beer and cream cheese in the fridge. Thats the diet im gonna go on
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I feel like someone had their period in my eyes.
I'm sorry I got a little outta control last night.
I whipped my shit out and she just stared at it with a mean face. It was like a face off in a heavyweight boxing fight.
He walked into the bar, took a deep sniff and said "this place is fertile and ready for my seed" then calmly walked to the service area
multiple people will be seeing my nips tonight. not mad about it at all
I was giving him a blowjob but we had to stop because he started crying when his cat walked in and started staring at us
I’m traumatised. Bring vodka and condoms.
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