I want your puppy
I meant pussy
I would rather you take my puppy
That's the secret to virgins: blizzards.
I heard Topanga got a DUI. I need that mugshot asap.
I just made this asian woman on the boardwalk that was giving 20 dollar massages upset after I asked her if a happy ending comes with it.
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just got 3 freshman girls to makeout with each other at a toga party! score!
why is this not a picture message?!?!
His drunk text included an attempt at quoting a Nyquil bottle in MLA format
Referring to yourself in third person during sex is apparently an instant turn off
Her legal name is Candy. Her being a whore is implied.
I know. I need to get a vagina tranquilizer.
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Once he blows his load, he's more of an immediate flight risk than that jetBlue pilot. He's out the door before his cum is out of my vajayjay.
Well my sources tell me she just happens to appear in an episode girls gone wild.
I know someone that will spend hours looking for her. He also has many of said movies. And I will do it for free!
I'm not about to serve this country to fuckin not have rum and cheezits for breakfast
sexting foreigners is the best. they respond with silly things like "love that tits"
GO RIDE HIS EYEBROWS INTO THE SUNSET
You think my vibrator will be okay in the dishwasher?
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