i can't believe i never thought of this: farticle man
I wanna dance tonight. i just wanna grind my ass in some man's dick.
based on the size of her vibrator, i'm going to be a huge disappointment
just to let you know coffee and vodka was a bad way to start the day
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Ikeep having to ask jim if I'm actually talking. I canmt feel my body...this is what Christmas is all about
He called me on my way to the bathroom and told me he wanted to hear me pee my beers out... That. Drunk.
Is everyone touching their nose at me a sign that I should stop snorting vicodin off my phone in the bathroom at school?
Nhl reached an agreement. I plan on getting me some celebratory sex from a hockey player.
We split an eighth of shrooms and went ice fishing. It didn't get weird until I caught one and we both started crying.
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you made me suck your tit in the car and kept saying "good boy. I love you so much. good boy."
Stuck in the Minneapolis airport for 3 hours with an expense budget and a wine bar. This could get out of hand quickly.
i was so unappreciative the bar was giving out sweatbands UNTIL I casually used it during sex.
I just sent a dick pic to a number on Craigslist, this may be my new low
It's my birthday, if I want to stay home, get stoned and watch the gameshow network, that's what I'm going to do.
holy shit the yoga instructor bought his baby pig to class today
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