would you consider dating someone with braces an investment?
Dude, I just saw a bird vs. squirrel fight. A car won.
Dude. She told me she felt bad for not giving me more blojobs. HOW COULD THAT HAVE GONE BETTER?
Maybe the downfall to liking really smart guys is that they're to smart to think about sex all the time.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
yeah people on the adjacent balcony, Im naked drinking outside in 0 degree weather at 1pm. got a problem?
I GOT A VENDING MACHINE FOR OUR LIVING ROOM
I just saw a herd of slutty loofahs run down the street...
Probably twitter. Never underestimate a psycho girl with wifi
just peed on my shirt somehow, im calling it a day
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
A little sexual choking never killed anyone. And if it did, they died happy.
He must have found my secret supply of blow and took a bump before we left the house. Rude.
He could of at least asked
Theyll love you, its bunch of older ladies who drink whisky and sours and talk about the sex seans in Game of Throwns
When she saw "buy condoms" on my to do list she figured out pretty quick we were breaking up.
You can't die you're my only democrat family member
On a serious note, don't let me forget to tell you about firecracker baseball. I'm glad I have my fingers. I had to count them.
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