So are you the girl that gave me herpes? or was that the girl from the night before
she quoted hannah montana in her facebook status. i will never be speaking to her in person again.
My vag wants to play a game of hungry hungry hippos with your cock.
Security brought me back to our hotel room in a wheelchair last night. Vegas.
And if you ever tell anyone that I will fucking kill you.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
I wish we could tell the moving van to wait at the strip club for a while.
someone who i have in my phone as thundercock just said he was DTF
Ok. I am hammered I will admit it but my legacy needs to live and your the only woman that could spawn satan. We need to talk.
Is re-gifting a Valentine's Day present worse than re-gifting a Xmas one?
You're unbelievable, unbelievably awesome.
We dug deep emotionally while eating cereal
No more weed for you
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I found my weird threshold when Truth or Dare became everyone get naked and snort Adderall off the kitchen counter.
who sends a dick pic at 3 am on a sunday honestly
seriously. and now it'll take him hours to clean up the glitter
I don't need inspirational quotes. If I'm going to be motivated, it will be by anger and spite.
Yesterday I went home with one shoe, today I go home with three. Fucking win.
He lives 20 minutes away driving distance and decided to walk. I talked to him today and he took a nap along the way... In a cemetery.
beggars cant be choosers....im desperate and he has a dick. he checks all the boxes.
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