Now it won't go down.
You've got a gift.
The project manager just came into talk to me for the first time and I had justed googled best drum solo ever and couldn't X out of the screen.
I've broken several federal laws in the name of sex.
can we change the rule from "no one is ugly after 2 am" to 1130 so i can justify last night
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We played "race the Jimmy John's driver". Order, then see if we can finish sex before the food arrives.
He told her, Don't talk. Just sit there so I can imagine that you have the kind of personality I wish you had.
let's just skip the pleasantries and go back to my place for pizza and casual sex
You woke me up at 2 am to tell me I could pee in a golf club if I wanted to.
i repeatedly had to ask him if he was into this because he kept talking about random things while i jerked him off. i got annoyed and in order to annoy him back, i told him i wanted to watch him do it. he also talked about basketball WHILE cumming. NEVER AGAIN.
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I think I need to start sobriety testing my Tinder dates.
You know that if they offer you a bagel they are determined to sleep with you, right?
His favorite stripper is going to jail. He's taking it pretty hard
when you shit yourself on the way to school its time to give up and go home
This is very awkward but where is my dildo, Mom
OH DEAR GOD IT GOT IN MY MOUTH AGAIN HELP
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