Hannah Montana > iCarly
I'm disregarding that text and your testicles entirely
Dude, she told me she wanted to bang my dad. I don't know which is worse, the fact that she wants to or the fact that she told me.
the australian girl literally just drank an entire pitcher of beer in about twenty seconds. i want to go to there.
I can't wait for round whatever # we're on tonight.
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sorry to break it to you, but he's definitely fucking that other girl now...
I wish I still at least had the bruises on my ass to remember him by.
I just had to remind myself that I'm visible in real life. Sitting in the car in a parking lot, and almost took my shirt off because the tag is itchy and I wanted it off... and you know I don't wear bras...
Last night was a "wash hands with dog shampoo" kind of night
This girl is wasted dancing to The Final Countdown. She's grinding on a guy who came to the bar in a track jacket and a wife beater
I had a really bad dream about us drinking this weekend. Remind me to tell you Friday when we start drinking
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So my booty call knows your bf. Apparently they were in jail together
Omg I literally just wanna sleep with you right now. Like actual sleep. Not sex. Well maybe. But sleep first
I showed up to a job interview wearing two different shoes. If that's not an omen, I don't know what is.
You threw up at the outdoor bar and it was pretty...astonishing just how much can come out of such a small human.
It's so weird fucking this kids aunt then going to the gym with him everyday, but my sick minded self loves it.
I dont even remember what i was saying but just one minute i was crying and the next i was showing u my genitals
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