U Should have said " it's ok baby most girls Sh*t when I do that.
May have finally hit rock bottom...bouncer from the strip club informed me I wore the same shirt last night
do u think i could put an abortion on my debit card?
So, it's like build-a-bear for your vag?
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i just found a bag of weed behind my capital one card. i guess that's what's in my wallet.
no.. I went home. Puking up hot dogs and lemon tart isn't as lovely as it sounds.
If I could have all the money back from the pregnancy test i've bought- I could buy myself a vacation.
Or a large amount of condoms?!?
I come back into the room and you're grinding with the person in the mascot suit.
we hotboxed my bathroom. with nine people and two dogs.
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his apartment was in a funeral home, walk of shamed through a visiation in the skankiest outfit i own
She dresses cool and she's mean. And she has fake boobs I feel like I can relate to her on so many levels.
You've lost booty call privileges between the hours of 10pm and 8am.
I just wanna suck his dick on my balcony ya know
Dude \nSo embarrassed \nJust sent a snap to my boss john and noticed my vibrator was right beside me
Youre saying I should leave him? Have you seen the dating pool these days? It's terrifying, and in the capital region it's straight Norman Bates
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