I can't remember if we talked about feelings. Fuck you Miller High Life.
My eyes are so dilated i literally have night vision right now.
afterwards we were spooning and he said he wished he was a kangaroo so he cold put me in his pouch and keep me forever. I left as soon as he was asleep.
Some kid in my class just puked in his backpack, zipped up the backpack, put the backpack on and walked out the door.
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period poops. best. ever.
omigod im sitting here with ben and he and i both got that...chick you totally just mass texted that...
please don't let me die tonight
what have you done for me lately?
i make up for being a shitty girlfriend by being amazing in bed.
So, how do I go about conveying: I'm sorry, yet very glad she is having my abortion. Via text msg?
there is literally a full grown man stuck between the radiator and her bed. i thought i kicked him out 20 minutes ago but nope we found him
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You had one beer and one beer can full of vodka and you took a huge gulp of one of them and called it Emily Roulette
The last time I thought I had a UTI, I ended up having herpes. Sooo.. This time in preparing myself for cancer or death.
Went home w the NY Islander in a NY Rangers jersey, needless to say he was pissed
She left you responsible for her guinea pig for what, 3 hours? And it somehow died under your care? I will no longer trust you with so much as a beer.
I'm like a saiyan, every time I get trashed I come back stronger
Just so you know, it is really hard to rehydrate when everything is spiked with everclear.
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