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  • Submitted by Taipan on Sep 10, 10 at 11:26am

    You don't. You grow a pair and actually talk to her.

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 10, 10 at 12:51pm

    Glad she's aborting rather than having some poor child with parents who aren't ready to grow up. I hope nobody starts in with that "abortion=murder" crap.

  • Submitted by K66Aggression on Sep 10, 10 at 11:46am

    you buy some condoms

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    Submitted by tweetnothings on Sep 10, 10 at 3:01pm

    A text message, really? If you think your man enough to take the chance of getting someone pregnant then you should be man enough to talk to her in person and you should go with her. And condoms people!

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    Submitted by DestruKto on Sep 10, 10 at 1:41pm

    ":( :)"

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    Submitted by ThaBusiness on Sep 10, 10 at 11:25am

    Send her flowers with a note.

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    Submitted by Reikage_Sanshi on Sep 11, 10 at 8:59pm

    You're a fucken ass to get her knocked up in the first place, then continue with your retardism on getting her to have an abortion; now you have the nerve to wuss out?! You should have your balls chopped off. You ain't a man and don't deserve the right to fuck woman!!

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    Submitted by ClevelandSteamer on Sep 11, 10 at 2:50pm

    There's a hallmark card for everything!

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    Submitted by CheezeDetector on Sep 11, 10 at 5:08am

    You text her " Heres a joke to cheer you up, what does a slinky have in common with your pregnant girlfriend ??? THEY BOTH NEED A PUSH DOWN THE STAIRS !!! LooL get it ???" that'll do the trick dude

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    Submitted by thetruth13 on Sep 10, 10 at 2:44pm

    "so...it looks like we dodged a bullet there, wanna have eat drink n smoke at my place? let's say noonish?" that's how u do it

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    Submitted by ck24 on Sep 10, 10 at 2:11pm

    go to her house with a card, rum, and condoms and say- Ready for Round 2?

  • Submitted by andy1799 on Sep 10, 10 at 11:32am

    Shut up taipen

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      Submitted by TheHerbalist on Sep 11, 10 at 2:08am

      I agree, Taipen is an annoying bitch.

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        Submitted by Taipan on Sep 11, 10 at 11:12am

        TheHerbalist if I liked weed, you'd like me. Even if I drop-kicked infants.

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    Submitted by stargirl19980 on Sep 13, 10 at 8:21pm

    If you don't get an abortion it murdering ur life

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    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 10, 10 at 12:26pm

    Send her a few bucks as "child support" for the first weeks of her trimester. Thoughtful. And maybe offer to wrap yourself next time you do her.

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    Submitted by BIG_PELOTAS on Sep 10, 10 at 12:03pm

    Get her a hallmark card. It works everytime :)

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    Submitted by jamiejames7 on Jun 15, 11 at 4:39am

    Fight club called and they want their quote back.

  • Submitted by usafire on Sep 10, 10 at 12:33pm

    Abortion is shameful. You're fucking retarded!

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    Submitted by ChristinaNB on Sep 13, 10 at 12:09am

    There are thousands of people who would love to adopt your child. Not only is abortion murder, it's also selfish.

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    Submitted by Parteebear on Sep 11, 10 at 1:20pm

    Call her right after and say "I changed my mind, don't do it!"