Just found 2 diff. colored pubes in my underwear..new record.
But why is there no point in liking him? Does he have herpes? Is he married? Is he gay? Did he get his penis chopped off in a freak accident? If the answer is no to all of the above, then he is fair game
I forgot how few teeth there are in this state...
she has double-d's AND she knows what level Pidgeot evolves. don't tell me she's not a keeper
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my advisor is telling us the best way to sneak in alcohol on move in day. I definately picked the right college
Took an impromptu nap on the floor of a starbucks bathroom using my backpack as a pillow. Please tell me you have been this hungover
I'm really hoping to find some quality strange ass tonight while at my court appearance.
I'm gonna hire strippers dressed like the founding fathers.
This guy is clearly nuts his idea of a hangover cure is a six pack poured into a camelpack then hiking 3 miles with a weighted vest. He said "learned it in the army i guess drink beer beat the heat"
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When I was drunk texting him about three ways he seemed more interested in just seeing me. And that's when I knew something was wrong with him
I sleep better at night when I win things. I never really weep for others.
I like the new guy, he keeps beer in the fridge.
It's not even 8pm on a Friday and I've already got a guy to tell me how big his penis is. Watched anything good on Netflix lately?
I got a free corona t-shirt and all I had to do was drink a beer. This needs to be a more widely accepted form of currency.
It's his. I know, I'm pregnant with a genetic douche bag but at least he'll be pretty!
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