I did the walk of shame to church this morning.
hooker boots and all?
Yep. People looked at me like I was the prodigal daughter returning home. Full of sins but welcome anyway.
I'm still not walking right. We need some boundaries for "drink-or-dare"...
I just saw her shopping list. The only things on it are blackberries, hot fudge and condoms. I almost don't wanna know. Almost.
Of course drinkings involved. They don't call it alcoholism because we eat too many skittles.
So ahh..."Multicultural Night" turned into "Fuck the Neighbor Night"
I found a fingernail in my vagina. A fingernail.
I can't stop drooling did you spike my drink?
I fell asleep while studying last night and woke up smelling like whiskey and sex... words can not describe how confused I am
He added his name to my To Do list. That's the way to my Type A heart.
I decided to start over my porn collection by deleting the old stuff. That was a sad piece of a pie chart...
I hooked up with a guy dressed up as morning wood. Needless to say he lived up to his costume.
i tried to break up pigeon sex because one looked too young to consent. fireball feminism ftw
We’re leaving where are you
Hold on Toxic just started playing
he went down on me WHILE i ate BACON PIZZA! best. boyfriend. ever.
The covid immunization shot lady also sold me a mondo bag of really good pot.
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