**** and his GF asked me to give his stuff back, and they would give me a 100. HA, they dont know I have it to charity haha
Bought a water-proof vibrator. Rubber ducky is no longer the one that makes bathtime so much fun.
we couldn't afford a big pool so we bought 2 kiddie pools and put the inflatable beer pong table inbetween. get over here. now.
She threw up in my garbage can last night and walked home with it this morning so she could clean it out...
She is dropping it off on the way to the bar at 7.
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He told me I just kept sending him the word sex and dollar signs.
I didn't know what to do with her so I just tied her to a bench.
thats the 2nd threesome ive been accused of this week
u girls! girls! girls! have fun please don't hook up w/ a roadie! Love, mom
Not going to lie- I'm a little freaked out camping right now. This is one of those high activities you don't do by yourselves...or close to bears
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so he had an ashton kutcher Kelso haircurt. dude, we're in our mid to late 20s, I don't think we can ridicule guys for having hair anymore.
Let's buy some Wrangler jeans and be real live men.
DUDE. HOLY FUCK MY PRINCIPAL WAS JUST MY UBER DRIVER. I AM LITERALLY TRAUMATIZED. ANS DRUNK. HOLY FUCK OMG
Drunk Sam makes promises that Sober Sam can't keep
Update: just imagined being dirty talked to in an Irish brogue and I think my vagina became a sentient being.
I'll be honest, I too would punch the 21 year old version of myself in the face, and then have rough sex with him.
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