This girl is more easily done than said...
We even fucked WHILE he was making me breakfast in bed.
I want to get so wasted that I make middle aged irish men look like mormon girls
I'm way too horny to be at work right now. I think it might be legally irresponsible to leave me alone with cucumbers.
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It was worth having to clean the cum stains out of the carpet.
my advisor is telling us the best way to sneak in alcohol on move in day. I definately picked the right college
Ya know, sometimes when he kisses me in public I want to scream "HE DRIVES A PORSCHE!" so people watching understand that I don't have low standards, I'm just very materialistic.
Just start grabbing cocks. It can't go wrong! Just say you thought you knew him and wanted to check.
Hold your horses dude. Titty pics are a work of art.
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He started yelling "you tha man!" while I was reverse cowgirl
I woke up and my pants were in the kitchen but my shoes were next to my bed. Do the math...
got a free grilled cheese. Didn't even have to talk about Jesus
I cannot pick him out of a line up. I remember he is blonde and his half flaccid dick looks like gonzo. So unless he pulls down his pants I don't know who he is
Hypothetically, I throw a party and my ex-boyfriend and my current fuck buddy are in the same house... what should I do?
How many beds are in the house? Hypothetically...
If I don't wake up tomorrow you inherit my paycheck and can only spend it at cinnabon
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