My milkshake brings 85 to 90 percent of the boys to the yard
I no longer want to be the gay that plays in the revolving door at RelationshipDale's like a seven year old with a.d.d.
Guy at red light looking at porn. I'm waiting for him to look over at me so I can shake my head and he can feel bad
He shouted my World of Warcraft name while we were having sex, and he was sober.
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I give you full permission to fuck a rando on my air mattress.
The last time I thought I had a UTI, I ended up having herpes. Sooo.. This time in preparing myself for cancer or death.
I was going to say I needed the exercise but now all I can think about is BJs
My work here is done
nope. just stoned. wishing i had a golf cart.
Sometimes I think about the fact that I lost my virginity while watching anime and I wonder what that says about me
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He bought me shrimp and alcohol and referred to himself as daddy. I am in love.
He described his sex dream about me using only emojis
What're you gonna do with the rest of your night?
Probably watching cooking videos and fantasizing about pie
I had to say goodbye to one of my fuck buddies last night. He's voting for Trump, we shouldn't be doing it anyways.
you said you were going to the bathroom. we found you an hour later laying in the backyard clutching a bottle of vodka while singing the beatles and crying
So I tried to catch a rabbit in Terraria & accidentally blew it up with a grenade made of bees. Monty Python would be proud.
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