I think men at large are the problem in most or all relationships. It's like trying to drag a three-legged retarded puppy through an obstacle course
Oh, don't even get me started. Harry Potter is so pure. Twilight is just teenage girl porn.
At barnes & noble, drinking beer out of thermoses, lookin legit.
They just sang me a song about how small my dick is in front of the whole bar
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Do you think I can haggle my way to discounted weed on 4.21?
I took it to a new level. I'm procrastinating taking my adderall. Hate finals week.
Lesbian chick is doing her presentation on the time she woke up on the dockside still drunk at 7 am. This is why I show up to chinese class.
I don't think he grasps the fact that I would much rather he finish inside me than on my $400 Anthropolgie bedspread
I just threw up in the bathroom next to the zebra exhibit. The kids don't know I skipped a beat. Best nanny, ever.
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Xanax and an ambien. And wine. I'm just waiting for mouth to mouth from some hot EMT. Sort of like the slutty girls version of sleeping beauty
Youre having a picnic
Yeah but all we have is vodka, so it's getting a bit out of hand.
When I type "sleep" my phone suggests "with Trevor". My phones an asshole.
ya I went to the grocery store literally just for cheese and condoms
your mom was just petting me...I am strangely comfortable with it
At Target. Everyone is stocking up on food and flashlights for this storm. I stocked up on beer. Dont judge me, it was on sale...
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