hey what are you doing
hooking up with some marlborough girl. shes gorgeous!
i texted you because i like you, and i told my freinds you were my fiance. but sine we're not dating you're not cheating and i'm pathetic
so while we were having sex, he stuck it in my but, and when he finished he goes next time can we have anal. i don't know if that means im tight or my butt hole is loose, i choose to think the first one
in the car goin home for fam dinner and he is silent... i think he realized how big of a whore his little sister is
i purposely bought her a small sweater. My way of saying, you've gotten fat.
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he acted like he had never seen anyone snort lines of adderall off of a microwave before. freshman.
A guy in a sombrero stopped to take a picture with me sitting on the curb.
we started pounding beers an hour ago to celebrate our personal snow day tomorrow. vodka shots for u of i's actual decision are on standby.
He just kept screaming "I have democratic immunity" as the cops dragged him into the car.
Went home drunk last night and peed on my Christmas tree, my mothers going to fucking kill me
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THAT IS NOT SOMETHING YOU TELL SOMEBODY THE FIRST TIME YOU MEET THEM IN THE DARK.
Pavlovs bj experiment 2012. Welcome to the program.
At no time is it ever okay for my doctor to compliment my tattoos, when giving me a physical exam.......
I just found a piece of squished oatmeal cream pie in my armpit. So very sad.
My husband has seen you naked more times this week than me. I don't consider it a bad thing since you keep bringing the booze to our house. And because my tits are bigger.
We free pour in this house. Measuring alcohol is for the weak
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