You drink too much
No, I drink just the right amount - too often.
ur plase or mine? lol
well if you don't learn how to spell, you may be at your place and I'll be at mine.
He looks like Spencer from the game Dreamphone
I woke with a ring of glitter around my dick.... I kinda don't want to wash it off
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He saw my tits then looked up and yelled thank you jesus as loud as he could
Ok I won't set anything on fire if you wear pants all night. This is a bet we're both destined to lose.
Thanks for FaceTime'ing with that ugly chick last night while me and her friend were in the other room. it's good to know I can still count on my wingman even when we're 2000 miles apart
Dude I think my special talent is falling in drunkenly falling in front of a cop and getting away. This is the second time.
The salesman at the smoke shop just told me my hair is glorious...
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I've literally exhausted all the videos on pornhub. It took like 4 years, but I've done it. I did that quicker than I finished college
I don't think I'm gonna survive today. I don't remember how to walk. I must crawl 6 blocks to my bed.
He pretended his dick was a samurai sword and that he was slaying me with it is it bad I still wanted him to fuck me
So you can text and rub it at the same time? Bravo.
I can do anything and masturbate, if I truly wanted to.
just saw the most amazing side boob. i wanted to hold it.
Why are we so out going and care free I can't wait for maturity to kick in so we stop having 700 dollar bar tabs
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