margarita wednesday is really going to dip into new year's eve thursday
so apparently I plead the 5th to every question they asked me when they put me under the conscious sedation to set my broken wrist
the paramedic just looked at me like "you again?"
This girl would not stay down. It was like night of the living dead. She kept on rising up to haunt anything with a penis
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Some guy seriously just got Jimmy Johns delivered to him at the graduation ceremony. This cannot be real life.
Make this decision based on your love for dick - NOT based on the fact that its probably one of the worst things you've ever thought of doing
I paid your cover too so you're on the list as tits mcgee. You're welcome :D
But Alex is drunk in Philly and I told him to come see me so that's "first-love,-drunk,-high,-and-it's-a-snow-day-hook-up-with-an-ex" points. 69
Like fighting the continuous urge to sing Neil diamond "coming to America" kinda fucked up right now
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Should I feel guilty that my husband is cheating on his girlfriend with me? I mean, we're not divorced yet so I still have dibs, right?
The airport has the best people watching and munches... It should be a destination drinking location
My grandpa is driving me to get condoms and wine. This is adulthood.
Just paid for my STD meds using a giftcard I got for Christmas. Thanks mom.
How likely is it that we can see each other tomorrow night? I want to shave my legs in good faith but it's cold outside and my bathroom is drafty.
I looked into her soul, didn't I?
You eye-fucked her soul.
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