there's just something about her that screams "i'm into chicks who wear flannel"
im sure we could have fun without alcohol but i just dont wanna chance it...
We're friends with people in his circle of friends so we're half way in. It's like I've already given him a hand job.
All i know is we had 4 people on a tandum bike, and told the cops we couldnt stop because our momentum was so good.
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He seems to have a lot of things figured out and most of the answers involve bourbon
You insisted on going outside so you could "breathe real air".
she's unstoppable after she starts doing shots and yelling NANNER
it is my last wish that my tale be published posthumously as a warning to anyone thinking of eating burger king at nine am
I went on an adventure and now we have more food.
Well, really we just have fire sauce and cookies. But they're edible.
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Do they sell "congrats in losing your virginity!" cards and do they come in gay?
Your clever response has earned you a blow job this week
Cocaine is ok on a cleanse, right?
He's got the good dick trifecta - flip phone, works outside, bed with no headboard.
Last night I realized my life is an experiment of really bad decisions when I had to leave without my underwear. But at least I'm expanding my life experience.
I don't wanna SLEEP with him, I want to start bar fights with him. There's a difference.
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