Ben's a prick.
What Ben are you talking about?
All the bens across all the lands
he keeps his weed in a birkenstock shoe box. its like, we get it, youre from oregon.
happy birthday! Any relationship between us is now officially illegal.
I have been running off of weed, alcohol, and Mexican food. What is Tallahassee.
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I think for all the guys in my phone, I'm going to change their pictures to pics of their dicks. It's easier to identify them that way.
I just gagged from thinking about the amount of tequila we will be drinking. DRUNK TUESDAYS
I just wish I had a snapshot of his attempted front flip off the bar. There are some things that are worth getting a life ban for, and the moment of impact with his foot and that lady's face was one of those things.
He was trying to talk to me about standards while he had a french fry box on his hand like a glove and was using it to flatten his cheeseburger.
I'm home now if you wanna come over.
Sloane just tried to lick my eyeball. I'm going to regain my composure then I'll be there.
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That amount of times your family has seen my boobs is getting ridiculous.
Apparently it's not a "bonding moment" when you realize you use the same porn site as your boyfriend
You know darned well I have a well-documented weakness for redheads, Subway and hand-drawn graphic novels.
He and I tag each other in memes all day. You could say it's getting pretty serious.
It may be a corded vibrator from the 90s but it gets the job DONE
He sang the chorus to “Inside of you” by Russel Brand in Forgetting Sarah Marshall as he proceeded to not pull out...
Honestly? I wouldn’t even be mad, that probably took talent
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