I want to make a zoo with you.
Oh and I watched laurens last episode on the hills. its been an emotional day
so thats when we found her crawling hands and knees up first street singing hold me closer tony danza as loud as she could
did she say where she was going
apparently she thought she was on morton hill and was trying to go back to the bars
She pulled a cheeseburger out of her purse. I have missed her so much.
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im in class. still drunk. wearing one sock. eating a breakfast sandwich and trying to make sure this bottle of whiskey doesnt fall out of my purse in front of my professor
Her boobs more than make up for all the flaws with her personality.
Saying you want a bj does not count as saying you wanna see me btw.
Just found pics of us from Mardi Gras last year. Your boob job really is better than mine.
I had no where to run... The dumpster sounded like a good idea at the time
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Just had such a rough shit, don't stop believin had to be played
cashier rang me up and said, "white people are funny." like i'm NOT the only white person to buy just lettuce & 40 glow sticks
theres pictures of him knuckle deep in her, both of them thumbs up and cheesin. someone should take her kid away
jake and the teradactyl broke up, operation get high and find him a new girl who hasn't had sexual experiences with three delts simultaniously is in full effect.
I'm playing a lilo and stitch drinking game
Aloha alcoholism.
I'm now forever going to blame miss frizzle for making me the sexual deviant that I am today
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