A hot woman with candy. This is what heaven is filled with
why do guys feel they can ask questions when im blowing them? you'd think they'd know my answer will always be "mmhmhmhmmm"
So currently I have a block of cheese duct taped to my air conditioner in lieu of a fridge.
You were yelling at the cops across the street saying they were at the wrong party
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I'm watching a man in drag spread food products on his face my life is spiraling out of control.
So, were they human bite marks at least?
Your guess is as good as mine.
Zak is like the Picasso of masterbatory texts
was it wrong to tell him he's welcome in my pants any time?
I just gave myself a sponge bath with your sock. I hope you don't mind.
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in a last ditch attempt to make life awkward after i die today i want to be buried naked and have an open casket funeral.
we just drove past a kid stuck in a tree what a wonderful time to be alive
True strength comes from lack of pants
His abs are so defined he looks like a human xylophone.
I don't know who he was but he was covered up with a shower curtain and ate a whole bottle of tums
i swear a herd of elephants who like to smoke weed lives directly above our room
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