i hope you realize when i said "grib" earlier i was referring to the gridded binary, a mathematically concise data format commonly used in meteorology to store historical weather forecast data. also meant in referential conjunction to my probability math class that i am failing at roughly 215pm tomorrow afternoon.
And then he came out of the bathroom in a kimono
OMG THIS GUYS LICENSE PLATE IS GETTNHRWET
all of your clothes are in the front law. btw..sprinklers go on in 20 minutes
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Chelsea handler, $19 million - Forbes women top 100. Seriously she shaped her career around her love of vodka. HERO.
I want to bury your face in my vagina. Possibly by force. I will try not to suffocate you though.
You're the only true friend I have, if true friendship is based off who would be there for me at 4am during a boxed wine crisis.
Rick Santorum just suspended his campaign. Lets celebrate by watching gay pornography together.
What the fuck is wrong with your family? Why do you have unfrosted pop tarts.
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I pulled out moves I did not even know I possessed, our fucking de-throned gods
He bought segways. We ride them when we get drunk. Last night he ran through the sliding glass door.
2 things: 1) can you get hep from toilet water? And 2) do you know where we can get a new skillet for cheap?
Please tell me those aren't related.
I made rice.
Dave is getting a lap dance to the venga boys
this is not a drill
This is why you have to watch more Zombie movies- to prepare for End Times...
I stared at his dick and then told him to get on his knees
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