Its like Laser Tag, but more fun because it ends in sex
member when we used to take shits together before volleyball games?
I just googled the nutrition facts for a mcgriddle and yet I still want to go to mcdonalds
I just answered "If only I knew" for a quiz in criminology, she loved it. I got an A
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They are pre-gaming a trip to congress...not sure how politically correct the group is.
he ran me a hot bath. i thought i was in a pot and was going to be eaten. i was strangely ok with this
AND OMG I HOPE YOU ARE GREAT WITH CHILD. COOK THAT BUN!
Chasing shots with sriracha-covered mini toast was, in retrospect, not the best idea.
My name in their phones is "That Girl". If i can't get it to go away, I might as well live up to it.
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ASS. GYMANSTICS. OLYMPICS. NOW!!!
You're invited to our X-games themed party. We have an ice luge and every time someone eats shit we drink. It's gonna be great.
the straight edge chick smoked with me, because according to her my bowl is pretty
He seems like a lot more than a waste of tequila
I'm definitely single now but she stole my mailbox
dude, there is no doorman in your lobby and the front door is locked
oh yeah, sorry he's up here at the party. coming now
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