if there is a rhyme for it it must be true
There were 3 chicks in my bed I didn't know when I got home. Now I know all of them. Biblically.
dude, your ex-bf is on match.com
details on that.
well, his profile doesn't say anything about herpes.
I am good. I dancing. Drinking but dancing fine.
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No. I still stand by my previous statement that nachos and tequila is the breakfast of champions.
They're sharing a mixed drink at a bar with straws...its like a disney movie with booze
strippers are much less mysterious after you sleep with them
Hooking up with one of the deadbeat dads from Teen Mom does not qualify as banging a celebrity.
i'm sorry i gave your brother a handjob while you were on the blanket next to us, but to be fair your back was turned.
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it's like I can see my whorish nature reflected back at me in his wedding ring.
THERE ARE SO MANY ALCOHOLS IN MY BLOOD RIGHT NOW
Only I could host a baby shower where the cops get called.
I'm driving home wearing one sock, boxers, and a tee shirt. That's how good it was
I also fell asleep on the side of a tree so like I hit my lowest point there but it was a good time
Not as bad as when you were sitting in the pond getting fed water
Come on baby if you haven't had a Charleston chew eatin out of your ass you just ain't livin right.
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