Getting drunk in a different country is not a good idea. Lets just say spanish women, 17 yr olds from missouri, prostitutes, and a poodle. I don´t want to leave spain.
Prostitute standing on the corner thrusting at cars as they drive by. New marketing strategy?
Ran into that hot funeral director in the bar two days after the wake. pretty sure we drunk made out.
Grandpa would have been proud
If she wasn't my friend I'd think she was a huge slut
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She's drunk as hell locked up I. The bathroom with my shoes where do I go from here
I'm smoking a bowl with matches and a candle while my mother washes dishes downstairs. I thought adulthood was supposed to be different.
he went down on me to a drake song and now i think i need a penicillin shot
Listen, I bought the coke that got us those free drinks, okay? Show some respect.
Lo siento on account of my penis...
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its like my accent is a device for a 100% chance of sex every time i leave the apartment. i love being english in this country.
I just chased my birth control with Smirnoff. Shit's about to go down.
That time of your life is like a blur to me. There was churches, car fucking, and conservatives
It started off with wine and ended up with me in only my pearls and heels. It was about the classiest sexual experience I've ever had.
Once again I let my vagina make the decisions...that and vodka :(
How do you explain to your parents that you can't go to the library because you got banned for being drunk in there... on a Sunday afternoon?
That's $100,000 of quality education right there.
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