I wasn't excited about it either, but if I was going to have her take a load on her face, role playing as some french dude is the least I could do
fuck off i hope your children turn out to be republicans
hey bro how do you do that fake vagina thing with the tp roll? im bored.
It's going to be great. They guy at the store said 3 shots and you won't be able to feel your face or stop smiling.
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I'm pretty sure there was a language barrier but he knew what "harder" meant.
It's total crap. On a side note I watched a porn of 4 guys wrestling in chocolate then messing around with each other. It was like a dream come true
Sorry about the flaming shit on your door
I never thought I'd be in my late 20s and send that text
Only thig bad about that muscular chick from the gym is she liked it so rough I had to bust out a few wrestling moves from highschool
Also, I'm kinda hungover this morning and I need to wire money to my lawyer. So this is what adulthood feels like
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I decided not to look up the nudes, because I believe that there is a line, and that mocking my old classmate's horrid nudes alone crosses that line.
Only you could go on vacation to visit family and hook up with a pro NFL player from Tinder
So if he doesn't show up do we eat his birthday cake? Because I'm stoned and wrestling is on. What's the proper protocol
Someone drank my pedialite!
YOU drank your pedialite. I watched you chase shots with it!
Oh my god, my vagina is cursed. He's cursed my vagina so that no one but him can maintain a boner around me. I'm sure of it.
Sorry didnt text you yesterday. had to put restraining order on my ex.
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