Tell him ill love him long time
I'll assure him of it
Why. Ill be the rabbit if ull be the carrot.
I'm drunk at a fancy martini bar, wearing jeans, drinking cheap vodka that I brought in my purse. Got thrown out of court for using my cell phone. All in all calling Thursday a success.
the teacher just ate a hash brownie and passed out on the bus best field trip 2010'
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at least he left the skimmer on the side of the pool so i could fish out my thong in the morning
oh but the power of the cock will take you to places you never been..i flew to hawaii once to sleep witha chick
I am thinkingif I am doing snow Angels in your living room, I probably had too much to drink
Steve just broke his bong and some kid in an american flag bathing suit and no shirt just fell down the stairs. Its dangerous here
Have you resumed life with the rest of the world yet or are you still huddled in the fetal position while wearing compression gear?
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Why i have shady connections. Owner just txt me asking to come by and judge the new stripper.
Curled up in the fetal position, trying not to throw up or think about my future, and humming songs from musicals to myself. You?
If our text convos ever saw the light of day lives would be in tatters
I didnt want you guys to know I needed to puke, so I just nonchalantly did in my solo cup and threw it out the window
You randomly sent me a black Santa Claus emoji at 2am. I think alcohol was involved.
We broke into a construction site had sex on a scissor lift and realized it was a church...tomorrow again??
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