Goodbye hot boy in my geo class...goodbye my lover, goodbye my friend. you have been the one, you have been the reason I came to claassss
so how was last night?
got high and had our usual talk about the definition of cole slaw. then tried to call the ramen noodle company and convince them why my face should be on thier packages.
I need a $60 an hour job, because I have a $50 an hour drinking habit.
I think we need to find a happy medium between fried food and dicks. This could end badly.
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I think I threw my underwear away at What-A-Burger last night.
Omg I'm puking right now and then sneezed four times in a row. You don't know pain til this happens to you.
I just baby talked my cat. While getting ready for bed... Before 10 on a Friday. I'm officially a cat lady.
so i EARNED it!?! i EARNED dying alone with cats!!?
I threw up through my nose tonight. Happy cinco de mayo
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You should really look at your snapstory. It has us screaming " MANSION DICK! SUCK IT! FUCK IT!" By the way im currently in a mansion and need you to pick me up
I also have bagel bites. I know that's not as big an incentive as the cocksucking but.....
I'm not going out, it's sweat pants and gallon vodka night at my place and I'm the only one on the guest list.
This is because you lost at fooseball isn't it?
I tied him up for his boyfriend so he could get fisted... I'm the best roommate ever.
Wow. That's certainly more than I've ever done for a roommate.
I was about to break it off with him because I realised he only wanted me for sex, until I realised that I only wanted HIM for sex. Win/win
I'm eating an ice cream cone and pooping. Don't know how I'm gonna wipe.
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