I need a $60 an hour job, because I have a $50 an hour drinking habit.
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Be a bartender
I am a bartender and your advice is spot on. Drink at work and make money. Best of every world.
U forgot to include the $ for potential rehab
Or you could grow up and stop drinking so\n much.
I'm lookin for that very same job. The extra ten bucks is for smokes
Own a beer company dumass
Here's a tip, don't binge drink off the top shelf
Net gain $10! Woo hoo for net gains.
Correction: taxes aren't rules, their laws. Pwnd.
is that really a drinking habit ?
Jooknow what I was thinking, he only needs to work 2 hours as $100 bar tab in 2 hours would literally cause alcohol poisoning. Only way to go about that is drinking super top shelf, or bottle service.
Rulebook you forgot about a big rule... Taxes
Could be that once he's sufficiently shitfaced, hr starts buying rounds for random ppl...happens to me every now and then...
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